
The death rattle is becoming audibly raspier and it’s only a matter of time now. Can you hear it in the distance not far off? Hoboken’s albatross and largest employer, The Hoboken University Medical Center, formerly St. Mary’s Hospital put forth or rather spit out its “official” financial statement and along with it, some ominous tones coming out of City Hall. The problem: we’re actually not in position to guarantee existing financial problems for the hospital, let alone future ones.
Seems like only yesterday when we saw the splashy promotional piece in the Hudson Reporter for the hospital’s new emergency wing and all the pretty pictures with it. It looked impressive. So much so, we thought it would be good to go visit and take some pictures. But who visits an emergency room for fun?
Obviously there’s one clear solution here. Declare victory and announce the hospital is now free. Who can argue with free? Free is all the rage these days. What’s the problem in that? You just have to order the hospital to charge x for services and y for hospital beds and z for doctors and nurses. We don’t need two pay scales anyway. In case you haven’t noticed, there’s been a lot of chatter about this over the last few months. Well it didn’t work for Nixon and his price controls (consult your history books kids) and it won’t work now.
Okay, everyone line up there behind the ’74 Delta 88 and the illegal aliens. (Yes they will be eligible, Obama knows, expects it and count on the ACLU to make sure their constitutionally personage “rights” are protected). By the way, how’s your Spanish? Mine’s not bad from high school and soccer in Central Park. May be able to jump a couple of spots in line that way. When Washington tells us to queue up, it’ll only be a matter of where. It just may not be here.
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