Finboy the wannabe shark from Weahawken and long time operative of Bet Mazin was confirmed dead today on a New York City subway.
Also known as the Hobroken bottom feeder, FinBoy in recent months became widely known as a laughingstock in the county. Having once run a little visited website Hudsonlowlife.com, the guppy-like fish had ambitions as big as a whale but lacked the ability to make those dreams come true. Bet, known unaffectionately by her numerous political operatives as Bit Mazon was thought to be his path to the political stars before her political career crashed and burned with her attempt to force the city into bankruptcy. In recent days, FinBoy’s name surfaced as a political operative in confidential communications to the Hobroken City Council by the infamous million quarters theft coverup councilwoman Teary Castilliancano who claimed she made “a mistake” after hitting the sauce extra hard on a Monday night. That fiasco led to more questions on the bottom feeder’s collection of active and confidential legal information used in lawsuits against the city. A protest soon followed outside Marina View, the power base of the sauced up councilwoman who substituted FinBoy’s name on a confidential email in place of Bet Mazin. FinBoy is survived by a brother who spends all his free time watching phony wrestling and estranged wife, an Asian Tuna who recently dumped him. “He’s not who he claimed to be. I thought I was marrying this happy go lucky guy who was going to be a professional, but he turned into a bitter angry fish much like his boss who frankly everyone hates. When he flunked out of law school, I should have left him then but felt guilty because I knew he wouldn’t last without me,” the wife said. Another man rumored to be the father of the fish refused to admit to hatching him saying, “I’m not saying I fathered the little creep but he was a douchebag and I hate his bleepin guts. I’m glad he was found dead. If only it had happened sooner.” Bet Mazin also declined to express any sympathy saying, “I told him to get his last check from Inez who is the treasurer of our street money campaign. He was overpaid and destroyed any hopes I had of a political career. He said I would be Governor if I listened to him but I can’t even get elected dog catcher in Hoboken. He’s to blame for my sorry predicament.”| FinBoy the bottom feeder of Hobroken politics was found dead belly up on a NYC subway this morning. |
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The Hudson Reporter did the story this week on two vendors exceeding $300 contribution limits doing business with the City. Although the excessive monies in the donations of $450 each had already reportedly been returned for $150 each, it’s received additional coverage.
Eduardo Gonazalez, a council slate candidate on the Ruben Ramos campaign filed the complaint. He also sits on the Hoboken Housing Authority Board voting in favor of Carmelo Garcia’s agenda.
Hudson County TV was the first to get the complete story out yesterday with a video of the story.Councilman Michael Russo declared the two vendors who made the series of donations exceeding the $300 limit by $150 each should consider their contracts nullified with the City on Hoboken Patch.
Talking Ed Note: Congratulations to Hudson County TV for getting the complete story.
Grafix Avenger has a story getting to the deep underbelly of this story:
Well you never know who you will annoy enough to come up with another angle to initiate personal attacks but today was the day. Hey Da Horsey has been cursed, threatened, assaulted, had false charges filed in multiple court actions but today was a new one.
A person with a long history of political activism contacted Da Horsey to ask if a call had been placed just earlier to them. As it turns out, the call was never made from the stable but was in fact a phone call spoofer.| Hello, this is Da Horse… except it’s not. Some scammer is trying to make trouble pretending to be MSV. Not cool and spoofing someone’s phone in such a manner is… you guessed it, illegal. |
Update: 7:50 – Based on the numerous victims the culprits have been reduced to a certain Beth Mason political operative working on behalf of the Ruben Ramos campaign who also has publicly signed on to Vision 20/20.
Expect a knock on the door buddy. Ding-dong, it ain’t Avon calling.
Mayor Dawn Zimmer’s re-election campaign announces:
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