Hoboken being rumorville in the slowest of days is seeing all kinds of wild rumors, wild attacks and besieged with the craziest notions.
It’s election season and for those who have not really been a part of a wide open election in these parts, you best be prepared.
A siege on Hoboken from upper Hudson Street at the House of Mausoleum Horrors however isn’t one of them. The recent Beth Mason poll or rather the FinBoy fishy poll to see Ricky’s wallet have the jaws of death opened for evacuation to Weehawken isn’t happening.
The notorious former councilwoman doesn’t exactly have the fortitude to face the tens of thousands of emails being put out further into the light of day obtained in the SLAPP-suit. Nor does she have access like in the past to the wallet. She’s been spending more time in Richmond where she was bestowed a new toy in a 11 room inn purchased in 2015. The inn isn’t full and you can check in any time you like but you can never leave.
Back in Hoboken, campaigns are making furious plans among the big four mayoral campaigns. Filling out council slates, platforms and petitions are motoring ahead. Tomorrow the Bhalla for mayor campaign will hold a launch of its office on Washington Street. You can go meet the heir to the heir to the mayoral throne if you want. No, not Councilman Ravi Bhalla, the next in line with the law firm pedigree in millions of dollars in NJ government contracts: John Allen. Long live the contracts king!
The Romano campaign is anticipated to join in the council slate announcement sweepstakes. At least one woman is being whispered on the ticket and another more prominent uptown resident who already expressed an interest in rejoining the council. Angelo Valente may be finding a new home other than independent council candidate. MSV hasn’t reached the Romano campaign on the question of its council slate but then again, they’d want to make a big bang of it. Will a professional Hoboken resident fill out the three council at-large ticket?
Want to convince people your website is the place to go for funny pictures and the cray-cray? Make up a plot out of whole cloth someone asking questions on their personal Facebook page is a conspiracy by the Giattino for mayor campaign to offset the Bhalla campaign’s recent push poll. Shaking my head, when you go that far out there in July, where do you go for medication in the ward with the padded cells in September?
An occasional speaker at council meetings dared to ask his friends on Facebook this:
With no contact, no questions to its author or any other unnamable “reform campaign,” the conclusion was made this is a conspiracy against the recent Bhalla campaign push poll. Egads! This can not stand and the treachery of asking your friends their opinions must be stopped and revealed for what it is. A resident can’t ask their friends on Facebook questions “on their own” for opinions without being personally attacked in a kooky conspiracy theory? Wheely?
Was this little Hoboken411 mockumentary some satire on savagery against Hoboken residents? One can only wish as it looks like the Mel Gibson Conspiracy Theory sequel is being test marketed right here in Hoboken. More popcorn, we’re gonna need more popcorn.
Paranoia to protect your candidate and his push poll is all the rage but it will dee destroy ya. When you can’t even mention what reform for mayor campaign it is in your made up conspiracy because that too is really bad for business of your candidate; you’ve reached meltdown stage part deux. You can’t make up this kind of zany entertainment anywhere but in Hoboken.
Oh and by the way, her name is Jen Giattino. She like Anthony Romano, Mike DeFusco, Ravi Bhalla are the four major candidates running for mayor. Refusing to mention her name won’t make her go away. Thank you very much Grafix Avenger!
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