SS Minion cratered by iceberg

Breaking: This is a special early edition of Friday Night Lights.
A frosty iceberg has taken out the SLAPPers of the SS Minion.
An emergency meeting is being called at the Masonic Temple We’re Doomed.
Please notify the bottom feeding fish, the Krimes, Das Klaussenfluffer and Oscar
with the assorted Vance
The meeting will begin once the head scoutmaster arrives with emergency instructions.

The SS Minion capsized after hitting an iceberg. 
Related: Icy, frothy tidings earlier this year and then SEIZED

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