"The ground is rumbling," in Hoboken
This just in. Your anti-corruption trampling Horsey is hearing an earthquake has either begun or it’s a dress rehearsal for what must be coming.
Those who can confirm details are urged to do so via email@example.com. You may call/text in confidence to 917 907-4364. Ask for the Hoboken Horse of Their Apocalypse.
This is your Horsey Big Bang update. Had this been the actual Big Bang, you would have received instructions on what to do and which watering hole to report to for further information. For others, where to post bail.
Please stand by for pre-quake aftershocks which may be feeling felt momentarily.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.
– Posted at full gallop