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Grist for the Mill – Bay State Senate Election Special

This is a Bay State Alert Special:

In the battle of the teabaggers vs. the fisters, it’s not looking too good for the latter.  Something is already amiss.  The forward progress thinking people are already resorting to paternalistic attacks blaming the woman.  Is it over already?  Well it seems within the inner circles it in fact is as we’ve tapped into a larger network over the last week and the low key approach of working through the holidays while Marsha Croaking was on vacation drinking mint julips to her anointed victory and now she’s going down in flames.  Attacks in the White House are even pointing fingers at Sen. Robert Menendez, just recently in town on Friday to collect, I mean sanctify federal funds for the Jubilee Center.  (He later went to make his collection pickup at Amandas Restaurant where he was honored with an event  at $250 per head.)  No word on if that gets you a job in any of the local hospitals.

The call has gone out, “The Redcoats are coming, The Redcoats are coming!” but Obama’s visit to Boston on Sunday may not produce the intended affect.  The Redcoats appear to be falling.  Again?  I hate when that happens.

Update: This is an emergency announcement from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Bring out ye dead!  Bring out ye dead!  Bring you ye dead right now for roll call.  The Bay State has over 100,000 dead voters on the rolls and another 500,000 no longer in the state.  They are mobilizing this critical vote as we speak.  MSNBC’s Ed Schultz and Chrissy Matthews are promising they will do their level best to make a more tropical, banana republic in the northern hemisphere if that’s what it takes.  Intrade has a late surge on these efforts taking hold.  Patrick Kennedy doesn’t think Marsha is out of it either. He says Marsha can do it! Turnout is said to be very good.

Rahm Emanuel has a plan to vote on the Senate bill as is if the unthinkable occurs.  What Senate bill?  The one being labored over with the House bill behind closed doors right now.  There’s still a solid third of Americans supporting this “health care” bill even though no one knows what’s really in it.  The old Soviet Politburo was more transparent.  Maybe they can send over a former KGB head of communications on how to inform the people of their approved rights.  Or else.

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