MILE SQUARE VIEW EXCLUSIVE
Mayor Ravi Bhalla is suffering from demented death mask disorder. It’s an illness insisting Hoboken’s 55,000 residents wear a mask outdoors at all times when there’s but a handful of active cases of the Chinese Communist Party Virus reported across the Mile Square City.
If you think Ravi Bhalla is sweating at night a millennial may get infected with the virus and come down with the sniffles, let’s put that fallacy to rest.
The true objective in Ravi Bhalla building an Army of Karens is to unleash his insiders on the CCP Virus task force and other like-minded municipal Ravibots on an unsuspecting public for loot.